Dear Selah,
I have, like, a truck-load of wisdom to impart on your precious little mind. At the risk of forgetting it before you are old enough to understand it, I will occasionally document some if it here for you. You're welc.
Wise Motherly Gem #1:
There comes a time in each of our lives when, upon casually strolling into what used to be one of your fave mall-stops, like Urban Outfitters, you will look upon the high-waisted, severely torn denim shorts that cover less leg and buttocks than a reasonable pair of mom-derwear. You will glance at the display of neon sports bras adorably labeled "shirts." And it hits you - you're officially an old person. Bring on the wrinkle cream, girlfriend.
Do you see this? This is something called "Hair Chalk." Just...WHY?
